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The Onion boutta do whatever tf it wants (lemmy.world)
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[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 135 points 4 months ago (2 children)

"America's gays too precious to risk in combat" is legendary

[–] aStonedSanta@lemm.ee 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for giving me a goal today. I must watch this lol

[–] Anti_Iridium@lemmy.world 33 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)
[–] aStonedSanta@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

Ohhh I came back to thank you for sending me down a rabbit hole. And we have an edit with more 🙏💜Watched like 10 of them yesterday and man. It’s sad we ever lost them…

[–] wick@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

I am the law!

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 4 months ago

The ninja parade is solid gold, as well.