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Anon is well adjusted (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 58 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I have a bad feeling it refers to suicide.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 59 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'd believe it. 4chan's primary purpose is inventing new ways to refer to suicide

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 22 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I thought that was Tiktok

[–] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 10 points 7 months ago

I thought it was Roblox

[–] azulavoir@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago

TikTok invents euphemisms.

4chan invents new bullying methods

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 7 months ago

I’m trying to invent a new one myself, but it’s not gaining any traction.

Example use: “You’re never going to defeat my build in PvP, you might as well dial 988.”

It only applies to the USA tho.

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 16 points 7 months ago

Yeah, I've heard them call it, "commiting neckrope" before. I guess this is the next stage in the phrase evolution.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Maybe he’s thinking getting into shibari will help him find a partner? Nah it’s 4chan they don’t encourage each other to learn how to interact with people and develop social hobbies, they drive themselves and each other to suicide

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

better than my thought. let's hope its suicide.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh ho? And what were you thinking?

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, can't think of much worse than telling someone to commit suicide, but I'm also not very creative.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

so, these are also the semen retention guys, right? 'cum has magic powers' and all that? I assumed something related.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No that's Aleister Crowley.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

yeah heres hoping it was just about suicide.