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[–] JohnnyEnzyme@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You smell non-oniony, sir.
Daggit, where's your onion smell...!?

[–] roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I just ate an onion and liverwurst sandwich, what more do you want from me?

[–] JohnnyEnzyme@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

hehehe,
you're the best, Roscoe ^^