exactly. Squeeze the fucker out and yeet it right out. Some time the same day you'll walk into your bathroom, find a shampoo bottle on the floor, ask yourself "da heck?" and will remember that you gotta go buy some.

[–] zloubida@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And then Wifey will throw the bottle and yell at me because I don't throw my junk, and then she will yell at me again because I use her shampoo.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Or you start a game of shampoo bottle "toss" because you nailed her in the head when she was brushing her teeth.

[–] zloubida@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Nah, I never start a fight I can't win.