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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is in love (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ososalsosal@aussie.zone 127 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Care to explain these open ports?? I'm waiting!

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 78 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It was nothing more than a handshake, I swear!

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 53 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Something something “man in the middle”

[–] ososalsosal@aussie.zone 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I operate on zero trust

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 18 points 5 months ago

https://xkcd.com/177/

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

You bastion!

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 7 points 5 months ago

Something something Middle-Out compression

[–] Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

It was a three way handshake and that's what got you in trouble.