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submitted 5 months ago by robocall@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] raindrop1988@lemmy.world 162 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I write the code: $400 an hour

I write the code and you help me: $800 an hour

You write the code and I help you: $1600 an hour

You write the code: $3200 an hour

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 78 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I wrote a bit of python earlier, do I have to send you a cheque?

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 55 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you have to ask that question, then the answer is yes

[–] puppy@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Of course not! Cash is also acceptable.

[–] raindrop1988@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Does it work? If so, no worries. If not, and you want me to fix it and/or listen to you complain about it, then pay up! :D

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Actually I'm his manager, so you gotta pay me and I sign his checks.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Pssh, I wish I was getting $400 an hour to write code.