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[–] CopernicusQwark@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Make sure you spread it thinly! The #1 mistake made by people who didn't grow up with it is to spread it thick like jam.

A thin spread of Vegemite on top of a spread of butter is one of the classic foods of many an Aussie growing up for a reason!