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Anon buys an air fryer (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Itte@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Everyone misquoting the guy telling you that you read the sentence wrong, and ignoring that you already said the breasts came out juicier in an air fryer. (they do)

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

They have the reading comprehension of baboons