We both know that's not going to happen. If I want to have bacon, would you rather me quickly and painlessly kill the pig, or use a blunt butter knife to kill them?

[–] tekila@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I sincerely believe it's going to happen. Furthermore of course when presenting between two horrible choices I would the choose the less horrible option. Fortunately the choice is not between these two it's actually, "Would you rather me quickly and painlessly kill the pig, use a blunt butter knife or not kill them". I think when not forgetting the third option it's clear it's the better one.

[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

All I can say is that you're much more of an optimist than I.

[–] m532@lemmy.ml -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe we should eat you instead of the pig. I'm pretty sure the pig does not want bacon.

[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks, now I know you're completely clueless about even the most basic things. Pigs will happily eat bacon.

[–] m532@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Happily? Lol

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Pigs will eat just about anything and seem generally happy when they do so.