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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Homer (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

Hedonism and Wealth should not be your metric for evaluating people, anon.

Homer sleeps at his job, is a habitual drinker, and is willfully ignorant.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But he did also win a nuclear power plant design contest.

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

It was a contest for children!!

And he whooped their butts!

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

Sounds like a nice simple life

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Also constantly abuses Bart

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Also painfully inept at his job, but they're corrupt, evil, and also pretty inept