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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Homer (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 78 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Wait, 2 kids? Which one died?

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 53 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Three! We have THREE kids Homer.

Three noisy kids. Fish heads, fish heads.

[–] BlitzoTheOisSilent@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

Dohhh, I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Marge had a seventh trimester abortion this season.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

To be fair, Maggie has been a baby for years. There was probably something wrong

[–] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Years? DECADES.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago

Decades are made of years

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

One's doing time for shooting someone.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

He was acquitted. Turns out the guy was just buried under a bunch of old newspapers. Luckily he was able to free himself using a vacuum cleaner and a baking soda rocket.