this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2024
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Not, as I read, "Swan and Paedo"

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[–] Emperor 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

You beat me to this by seconds!

Best bit:

The black bear is the most common bear in the forests of North America - where it is unlikely they are given giant plastic watercraft.

[–] smeg 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I challenge you for the crown, so-called Emperor!

[–] Emperor 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You issued the challenge, I pick the weapons and I choose... bears in pedalos. I'll see you by the lake at dawn but you must provide your own bear.

[–] smeg 3 points 8 months ago

Me thinking about my strategy: the counter strategy