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Murder defendant slips restraints in court, stabs his lawyer with pen. All good, attorney says (www.latimes.com)

submitted 7 months ago by ylai@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] solrize@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The guy is bonkers and needs medical intervention before he is fit for trial.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You're absolutely right and it's nice to see correct medical nomenclature here on Lemmy. Unlike some places where someone would say he's wacko and belongs in the crazy hospital.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Where does "looney bin" fall on this scale?

[–] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"Looney bin" is for the zany crazies and sits above the crazy hospital in the hierarchy.

At the bottom is the "nuthouse", which is reserved for the sickos.

[–] acetanilide@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Where is "funny farm"?

[–] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

That's a place upstate where all the wackadoodles can run free and be happy with all the other wackadoodles