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Ozempic Maker Triumphantly Announces New Drug That Makes Obese Person Disappear Entirely (www.theonion.com)
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[–] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 10 months ago

Can it be prescribed off-label for those of us who aren't obese, but just detest being corporeal?