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I don't know what everyone means when they use 'rule' in the title and at this point I'm too afraid to ask. Please enlighten me.

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[–] Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee 43 points 8 months ago (3 children)

"I'm afraid to ask" is such a werid thing to say on the internet. Nobody knows you. Just ask.

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 19 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] ItsAFake@lemmus.org 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Either an STD or you're doing it wrong.

[–] Syn_Attck@lemmy.today 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Well I always wrap a string around it so I can aim, but I've never seen anyone else carrying their string around.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Most people store it in their face like a hamster

[–] Syn_Attck@lemmy.today 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

OH! That makes sense now! I'd always wonder why I see these guys with a big bump underneath their lip. They spit all the time too and it smells really bad. Maybe they should wash their strings more often.

The other day, I saw a woman doing it! First time ever. I was so surprised, she passes very well.

[–] BaumGeist@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh god, you probably got the gonocacococcus

[–] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 8 months ago

They got it from the toilet seat

[–] fiercekitten@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

Could be dehydration or kidney dysfunction.

[–] Woht24@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

But he did ask, which is why it's even stupider.

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

someone can be afraid to do something and still do it

[–] Woht24@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yes they can, but the use of 'too afraid to ask' implies they won't or can't do it.

[–] ElderWendigo@sh.itjust.works -1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, language is rarely that literal, deal with it.

[–] Woht24@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm dealing with it fine, I just said it's stupid. You don't seem to be dealing too well though so perhaps you should look inward at your ability to 'deal with it'.

[–] ElderWendigo@sh.itjust.works 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Woht24@lemmy.world -1 points 8 months ago

You're a little bitch

[–] starlord@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It wasn't actually a question, just a statement about a lack of knowledge.

[–] tacosplease@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

How do you know what Chris Pratt was ... reads username ah. Carry on then.

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

It's just paraphrasing the quote from the show...