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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon learns what kind of person he is (lemmy.today)

submitted 10 months ago by Azuth@lemmy.today to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 63 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Just think, maybe all the "Collect X for Y" npcs in games had hopes, goals and dreams as well! Did you even ask them?

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 45 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No such dialogue option popped up.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"Why don't you ever ask me how my day was?", my wife asked angrily.

No such dialogue option popped up.

I'll see myself out.

[–] weeeeum@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

It always makes me kind of sad when people compare themselves to an NPC. NPCs are literally based on real people? You're ashamed for being real? Lol