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Gov. Abbott Enlists Texas National Guard to Shoot at Wildfires (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Invading it for ~~it's oil~~ freedom?

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Did somebody say…oil?

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