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Gov. Abbott Enlists Texas National Guard to Shoot at Wildfires (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

What if they got cops to point their guns at it and scream, "GET ON THE GROUND!"? I bet that'd work better.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago

Choke it!

[–] IHeartBadCode@kbin.social 2 points 7 months ago

“We don’t need guns we need fire extinguishers.”

A quote that will live on longer than most Palestinians.