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Alabama Supreme Court Rules That Frozen Burritos Are Children (www.theonion.com)
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[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 2 points 10 months ago

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread.

–Anatole France