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good one though! but don't snails need their shells to live? genuine question, I have no idea
They're mostly for defence. The best way to attack snails is with an a-salt rifle.
i mean, in the same way a turtle needs its shell, and you need your bones. Its not something you can just "take off"
that does make a lot of sense
I think they do? Usually i just toss them outside the garden when i find them, i am not actually into experiments on sentient wildlife
yeaaa I'm ok without trying out that experiment 😅 I'll just put them near the dirt instead