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Friendship Bracelet Flashed At Bar To Repel Anyone Seeking Platonic Companionship (www.theonion.com)
submitted 10 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Post up at a table with a friendship bracelet making kit and an empty chair.