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Following fraud judgement, Trump offers followers chance to pay $355mil for one night of passion with Eric (www.thebeaverton.com)

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[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

And junior is just the $100 kicker?

Apparently with pre-trial interest, the total is closer to 450 million.

[–] GONADS125@feddit.de 8 points 8 months ago

Don't forget the $83 million owed to E Jean Carol as well.