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Firewall (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by treechicken@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] jmd_akbar@aussie.zone 35 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Whistles and looks away

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about

😜

[–] sum_yung_gai@lemm.ee 28 points 7 months ago (2 children)

UFW is a software firewall. SSH is a way to remote into computers. The joke is they turned on UFW and got locked out of the machine.

[–] vort3@lemmy.ml 39 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure it was a joke.

Everyone did this at some point, but nobody would admit such a silly thing happened to them.

[–] oconnordaniel@infosec.pub 12 points 7 months ago

Never done this to a single server.

Managed to write the “ufw enable, deny all” part of ansislbe script without the “allow 22” part and run it against all my homelab once.

[–] jmd_akbar@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Hehe. I was joking there.

Have done it randomly on my backup raspi 3 so many times 🤣

[–] sum_yung_gai@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

I've been bamboozled