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Anon is gifted a book (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 32 points 9 months ago (2 children)

How is it her fault that he couldn't even be bothered to open a present from someone?

He sounds like he deserves to be single.

[–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well it's a good thing these stories are fake. The first time I heard it was from a standup comic where his grandma gave him a bible when he went off to college and she said to read it any time he needed money. In the pages was a note telling him to fuck off.

[–] Soulg@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Anthony Jeselnik. Fantastic comic

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 0 points 8 months ago

Anon should've probably at least opened the book but she also put all her hopes into that single note. Pretty silly move