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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 37 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Here I am, barely able to make room for a turd in my ass.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 9 months ago

Yeah I'd imagine it's very difficult to stick it back in

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Try more fiber, break that shit up

[–] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Poop knife, or scissors for safety.

[–] wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Mandolin for instantaneous waffle stomp.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

protip: with creative preparation and carpentry it's possible to install a sink's disposal in your tub drain. No more waffle stomping, just don't stick anything you want to keep into it.

[–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

"You're focusing on the wrong thing, the wooden spoon is for pasta again!"