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Anon cooks something they read on the internet (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I like pizza.

I like candy corn.

Saw weird post saying put candy corn on pizza.

I will never do that again.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I like pizza.

I like General Tso's Chicken

Made a General Tso's Chicken Pizza.

That shit is delicious.

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That sounds amazing. Did you do regular pizza sauce and Mozzarella with it?

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Mozzarella/Romano yes. The sauce was General Tso's sauce, with lots of smaller chunks of chicken, green onion, and white onion.

[–] bl_r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That sounds so damn good

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

It was. It's gone now :(

[–] BetterDev@programming.dev 2 points 9 months ago

This reminds me of when I made spaghetti and meatballs pizza. It was amazing. The spaghetti crisped up slightly on the edges, creating a satisfying crunch. Will make again.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why try it in the first place? It's going to taste like candy corn on pizza.

I don't know about you, but I can imagine combinations of tastes well enough to spot an obvious bad idea.

[–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Not all combinations are exactly what we predict they'll be, hence the reason for trying new things. People like pineapple on pizza so I thought a different kind of sweet thing might be worth the try.