Greentext

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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Completely unbalanced. DEVs pls nerf (lemmy.zip)

submitted 7 months ago by balderdash9@lemmy.zip to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 38 points 7 months ago

weights as much as a deer
same diet as a rat and a pig combined
biped like an emu
hairless like an elephant
otter-like obsession with bashing rocks
looks like a baby-faced chimp or gorilla, even when adult
OP intelligence and endurance stats

This shit is a fake! NO, THERE'S NO HUMAN TO CATCH UNDER THE TRUCK! And no, you won't become a human with a cat face and bunny body!