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[–] AnarchoAnarchist@hexbear.net 33 points 9 months ago (2 children)

How tall was Melania's bodyguard in the mid '90s?

[–] trabpukcip@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Kid was born in 2006

[–] AnarchoAnarchist@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Great, now I feel even older.

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 9 months ago (3 children)

here we are... at the point where our parents once were.. thinking.. fuck i'm old, but i don't feel that old

[–] AnarchoAnarchist@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

"I used to be with 'it', but then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it' anymore and what's 'it' seems weird and scary. It'll happen to you!"

[–] RedCat@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I realised I was old the moment I didn't get Skibidi Toilet.

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

never heard of it

[–] RedCat@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So you are old too then.

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 9 months ago

yeah unfortunately

[–] Sinistar@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

I simultaneously relate to and don't relate to this comment. Like sure they change what "it" is all the time and I'm not where the kids are so I don't find out until months later, but I've always been pretty open minded so I never think it's weird and scary.

[–] GarfGirl@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

farquaad-point boomer

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

You are as old as you feel you are.
In which case i have serious dissonance where my brain is telling me "18" but the back is screaming "70!"

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

If it makes you feel any better I'm only a couple years older than him and also can't wrap my mind around the fact '06 kids are 18 this year

Also idk if it's the hair and the suit but he looks like 28 here?

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

It was Marla Maples with the bodyguard. Not enough conspiracy theories about Spencer Wagner's death. We should start one.