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[–] ChojinDSL@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 10 months ago (4 children)

(un)fortunately, my thinkpad has a spillproof keyboard.

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I bet it isn't hydrofluoric acid spill proof

[–] z500@startrek.website 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pour it on yourself and you'll never have to work another day in your life

[–] TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago

I drink a cocktail of HCl, fentanyl and bleach everyday. Can personally confirm.

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago

Please don't spill HF anywhere that isn't specifically designed for it.

[–] Sallp@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just need a different liquid.

[–] Bronco1676@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] LoveSausage@lemmy.ml 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hey boss , I worked so fast the computer overheated. Let's call it a day shall we?

[–] Bronco1676@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Probably not a valid excuse with M series macbooks :(

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Kidding aside, the M series is incredible with how cool and queit it is. It’s a laptop you can actually put on your lap.

[–] Bronco1676@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

Yes it still gets warm fairly often for me, but not first degree burn warm

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Yeah it’s pretty clear Apple took their knowledge of building mobile processors since the A6, which is really the first iPhone processor they made in house. Then they probably poached a bunch of people from intel or amd and grabbed a few of their PowerPC vets and here we are. Love or hate Apple, the M series is great for processor competition because it is a great processor line

[–] SmoothIsFast@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

That's what this picture was advertising.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nothing an "accidental" fall can't solve

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm just imagining having a bad day at work and then pushing my PC off my desk at noon on a Friday, calling IT and punching out.

I mean I am IT, but still.

[–] BorgDrone@lemmy.one 2 points 10 months ago

The world of networking is full of accidents waiting to happen.