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(un)fortunately, my thinkpad has a spillproof keyboard.
I bet it isn't hydrofluoric acid spill proof
Pour it on yourself and you'll never have to work another day in your life
I drink a cocktail of HCl, fentanyl and bleach everyday. Can personally confirm.
Please don't spill HF anywhere that isn't specifically designed for it.
Just need a different liquid.
And a lighter
Hey boss , I worked so fast the computer overheated. Let's call it a day shall we?
Probably not a valid excuse with M series macbooks :(
Kidding aside, the M series is incredible with how cool and queit it is. It’s a laptop you can actually put on your lap.
Yes it still gets warm fairly often for me, but not first degree burn warm
Yeah it’s pretty clear Apple took their knowledge of building mobile processors since the A6, which is really the first iPhone processor they made in house. Then they probably poached a bunch of people from intel or amd and grabbed a few of their PowerPC vets and here we are. Love or hate Apple, the M series is great for processor competition because it is a great processor line
That's what this picture was advertising.
Nothing an "accidental" fall can't solve
I'm just imagining having a bad day at work and then pushing my PC off my desk at noon on a Friday, calling IT and punching out.
I mean I am IT, but still.
The world of networking is full of accidents waiting to happen.