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Shrewd Entrepreneur Opens Burrito Place In Former Site Of Failed Burrito Place (www.theonion.com)
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[–] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 5 points 9 months ago

When interviewed he said, "how hard can it be, it's just burritos, this is my retirement business."