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Alabama Middle Schooler Jailed After Taking Basketball Back Out From Under Her Shirt (youtu.be)

submitted 9 months ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] WUPHF@lemmy.ca 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I have a queued-up laugh waiting to be released for this one, since I know little to nothing about basketball, and I'm OOTL.

But this isn't some twisted attempt to get someone to explain it to me, I have faith that'll I'll be able to put the pieces together based on more and more comments and release my pending laughter one day!

[–] kromem@lemmy.world 49 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Basketball under shirt looks like pregnant.

Taking out like basketball abortion.

Alabama.

Trouble.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 24 points 9 months ago

To steal a YouTube comment: ball is life

[–] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

You are more optimistic than I am.