this post was submitted on 26 Jan 2024
656 points (98.1% liked)

The Onion

4470 readers
1627 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
seahorse@midwest.social
pbrisgreat@midwest.social
656
Alabama Middle Schooler Jailed After Taking Basketball Back Out From Under Her Shirt (youtu.be)
submitted 9 months ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
32 comments fedilink hide all child comments
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] FaceDeer@kbin.social 66 points 9 months ago (3 children)

What if the basketball fell out on its own?

[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 82 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Basketball miscarriage, straight to jail.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

Texas will punch her in the god damn face

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

Sounds a lot like traveling to me. That's illegal unless you're a sovereign citizen; then it's the basis to all your bat shit legal arguments!