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Alabama Middle Schooler Jailed After Taking Basketball Back Out From Under Her Shirt (youtu.be)

submitted 9 months ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 44 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Dammit. It got me too until I read your commit.
Sonofa

[–] yukichigai@kbin.social 39 points 9 months ago (3 children)

It got me too until I read your commit.

Put in a pull request for your leg.

[–] Glitchington@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If this is a joke, I don't git it.

[–] centof@lemm.ee 13 points 9 months ago

Oh come on, you should branch out a little.

[–] norbert@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I appreciate you staying commited to the joke.

[–] Mirodir@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 9 months ago

Comment after comment I always thought the joke was over until rereading it, thinking for a second and then chuckling to myself. Something must be wrong with my head.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

Golf clap

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

Well done 🍋