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[–] Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world 200 points 9 months ago (5 children)

“I DO NOT HAVE AN INTERNATIONAL TREATY WITH YOU” is about to be my go to line to get out of uncomfortable situations.

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 49 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I still like, "YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR"

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 43 points 9 months ago (3 children)

"THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE"

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

"I think you will find that I do not have testicles."

"SHE BLUFFING! FINISH HER!"

[–] Bo7a@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A lovely chinese dinner, you say?

[–] KnightontheSun@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Bo7a@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

True. True.

I'll leave it up to own my shame.

[–] KnightontheSun@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

No worries, but I just could not let it lie there! ;)

[–] GentlemanLoser@ttrpg.network 2 points 9 months ago

My God what have I done

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 47 points 9 months ago

I love this assertion by them. Because it's them saying they are an independent nation. But they are living on or within the US's declared borders and do not have a treaty as the American Indians do. Therefore they'd qualify as invaders or secessionist and the US military/immigration authorities should have jurisdiction to prosecute them. Afterall, this Sovereign Citizen is currently abroad in another country.

[–] ForestOrca@kbin.social 18 points 9 months ago

You have to say it ALL CAPS and in RED INK. LoL

[–] Zipitydew@sh.itjust.works 18 points 9 months ago

Telling my boss this next time I'm voluntold to fix another failing project.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

It's a pretty weird claim. They think they are their own country? Okay then... Do they realize that foreign countries can be taken to war against their wishes? I hope so, because that's probably going to happen to a lot of these people.