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[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 83 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Of course it's not clear why she's hot, it's a still screenshot with a res bump. To truly appreciate Lara you need to see her on a small 480i tv and with the PS1 texture jitter.

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 57 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You spent more time looking at her butt than her boobs anyway. Which is why they put more polygons into her butt. Resource management!

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 49 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Laura tank walked so 2B could run

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 37 points 11 months ago

Pyramids? pain

2 beveled cubes? awooga

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 37 points 11 months ago

Backing Lara into a corner so the camera zooms in on those luscious triangle titties.

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 36 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

and you have to be 14 years old

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Also the 90s had a thing about "bolted on tits" which still also had a bit of 80s heroin chic. I don't think I've ever met anyone that looks remotely like that

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

I have. The art and science of boob jobs has progressed just as fast as other technologies.