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[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 83 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Of course it's not clear why she's hot, it's a still screenshot with a res bump. To truly appreciate Lara you need to see her on a small 480i tv and with the PS1 texture jitter.

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 57 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You spent more time looking at her butt than her boobs anyway. Which is why they put more polygons into her butt. Resource management!

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 49 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Laura tank walked so 2B could run

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 37 points 9 months ago

Pyramids? pain

2 beveled cubes? awooga

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 37 points 9 months ago

Backing Lara into a corner so the camera zooms in on those luscious triangle titties.

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 36 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

and you have to be 14 years old

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Also the 90s had a thing about "bolted on tits" which still also had a bit of 80s heroin chic. I don't think I've ever met anyone that looks remotely like that

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

I have. The art and science of boob jobs has progressed just as fast as other technologies.