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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon doesn't know how to respond (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 101 points 9 months ago (1 children)

            
              Buy 2 LED vibes/dildos and hand her one
Imitate Grievous
While she’s dripping wet, split her in half
Clean up the body and add her lightsaber to your collection

[–] KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Bonus points for working in the phrase "Jedi's cum."