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New Chappelle special searing hourlong takedown of trans cashier who forgot to smile at him (www.thebeaverton.com)

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[–] vividspecter@lemm.ee 59 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Chappelle: I'd like to announce my new special, "Let's get TERFy". It's just me in front of a brick wall making transphobic jokes for an hour. It cost 80 million dollars.

Interviewer: How do you sleep at night?

Chappelle: On top of a pile of money, with many beautiful ladies.

[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 15 points 8 months ago

Lol, nothing beats a cromulent Simpsons reference.