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And that's how I met your mother (lemmy.zip)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by balderdash9@lemmy.zip to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] skydivekingair@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago (2 children)

She says “no” lol

[–] mihnt@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago (3 children)

"I have a boyfriend."

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"He can drive you. Babe come help this..." looks you up and down "...man."

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

"well, so do i. what coincidence."

[–] Custoslibera@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (3 children)

And you know what? At least he has the answer and can die knowing that.

Nothing worse than a ‘what if’ haunting you forever.

[–] richieadler@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nothing worse than a ‘what if’ haunting you forever.

Sorry, there is something much worst: a continuous avalanche of incredulous and horrified rejections.

[–] skydivekingair@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

And a broken foot for each one 😅

[–] skydivekingair@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I don’t think this fits the worst she can say is ‘no’ since he broke his foot to try and force a yes. Seems much harsher if she didn’t even show basic human compassion because she would have to spend time with him.

[–] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I am the watcher. Follow me as we ponder the question "what. if."

In the original timeline the girl drove me to the hospital. But in this different timeline Steve Rogers walked in the door of the gym asked the girl on a date and carried me to the hospital....