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Person Trying to Get Into Kink Forced to Memorize Three Pages of Acronyms (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They're into sounding, worming, diapers, and raceplay.

[–] yokonzo@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago (2 children)

WHAT IN THE UNHOLY FUCK IS WORMING

[–] Evia@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Eyeball licking. It's, um, unusual. And prone to infection. Proceed with caution

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's just eye licking.

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Just...

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

I’m confused? What happens to you when you ask someone to suck your balls?