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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 23 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Pfft, all dwarves are either Scottish or German. Just a fact.

[–] RQG@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

We use German as common and Dwarves are Bavarian.

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Dwarves are Scottish, goblins are German.

[–] Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

I like that one podcast where they established that a dwarf was caught in a dimensional rift and went to Scotland for a number of years before finding a way back home. But he brought back the accent and all the dwarves loved how it sounded so now all dwarves speak with bad copies of a Scottish accent.

Probably because the DM can't keep his accent straight. But fun nevertheless.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

No, Germans are goblins, there's a difference ;)

[–] cristo@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

They think they're high elves, but are actually just humans with strange accents

[–] Funkytom467@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Yes Scottish Dwarf is really good.

But Goblins are not strong enough to yield German imo, maybe it could suit orc but also orc is metal voice.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Drow are Australian, on account of the land they come from