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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon lives differently than his peers (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 41 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Of course, I imagine he pulled the phone out and opened it in one smooth motion.

[–] PhobosAnomaly 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

In fairness, I've got a foldable flippy type phone and the number of conversations it starts is unreal. If I wasn't happily attached (and had more banter than the average housebrick) I'm sure it'd lead to some good chats and encounters.

As it stands though, it's just a nice talking point.

e: plus it's satisfying as fuck ending a call by closing the phone.

[–] TheSanSabaSongbird@lemdro.id 1 points 11 months ago

Years ago I had one that was spring-loaded so you'd press a little button on the side and it would pop open in one move. I really liked that phone. Don't remember what brand it was.