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[โ€“] Yoz@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lol this is gold. Fucking HR people are the new Real estate agents. All the bullshit they put in a fucking job advertisement. Friendly and fun environment, Learning and development with opportunity to grow lol.

[โ€“] Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"Friendly and fun" = we force you to celebrate everyone's birthdays, engagements, baby haverings, etc and so forth with cake and mandatory card signage and possibly gift/money givery.

"Learning and development" = you'll be forced to participate in mind numbingly stupid seminars, self directed online courses, and/or online presentations.

"With opportunity to grow" = grow mold as you fester in the wretched job.