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Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt (gizmodo.com)

submitted 9 months ago by ZeroCool@feddit.ch to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] marshadow@lemmy.world 33 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Weird that they didn't have her change into a gown first. Or maybe they did, in which case where did she put-- you know what never mind that's enough internet for today

[–] wahming@monyet.cc 8 points 9 months ago

She DID get shot in the butt. It just isn't mentioned whether it's an entry or exit wound

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I had a head MRI a few weeks ago. They didn't make me change.