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Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton (www.theonion.com)

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes please!

Although, the baby Jesus would've been better as an infant zombie, IMHO. 🤌🏼

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Gotta save the zombie part for easter