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Naïve Woman Asking About Boyfriend’s Video Game Has No Idea Dark Precedent She’s Set (www.theonion.com)
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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago

“The floodgates have been opened. She was only mildly interested in the fact that her boyfriend “was riding a horse in this one,” and now she will have no choice but to learn what a hitbox is and be told everything there is to know about the Unreal Engine.