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Area Man Can Only Learn New Things If Encouraged By Promise Of Earning Cartoon Gems (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] Jerkface@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Tell me about the banana stickers. For example, what would happen if I were to scratch one?

[โ€“] jballs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Oddly enough, smells like not bananas.