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[–] Nelots@lemm.ee 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Jesus wants us to make America white again

I love this. It's so dumb in so many different ways, but I can easily see people unironically saying it.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of

Of course the Bible was written in English. How else would Jesus, the greatest American ever, write it?

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I mean, he would believe it if he was a Mormon, the most American Religion.