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Amazon Fires Employee Who Tested Positive For Having Food In Their System (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Amazon's such a shit company that I believed it, it wasn't until I scrolled and noticed the onion logo that I worked it out.

[โ€“] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I ate the Onion at first on this one too.