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Amazon Fires Employee Who Tested Positive For Having Food In Their System (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If she was so hungry then why didn't she die ?

Freaking fakers.

[โ€“] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

You have been promoted to Shift Supervisor