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Anon orders hot chocolate (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 40 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm eating ice cream when it's cold out just to spite you

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Have you ever fucked a pint of Ben and Jerry’s?

It’s life changing, totally worth the frostbite.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

Pounding a pint has never been cooler.

[–] rbesfe@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

Jeez what a username